I want to bugger Ariana Grande (as the bird was in 2011 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously). Thats right, at 21 the bird is, strickly speaking, already 3 years past the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability. SCARY.
I desperately want to perform literally every conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe on Jessica Alba (as the bird was in 1999 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously).
I want to bugger Ariana Grande (as the bird was in 2011 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously). Thats right, at 21 the bird is, strickly speaking, already 3 years past the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability. SCARY.
ReplyDeleteDoes this girl have the "Jessica-Alba-'Dark Angel'-pretty-girl-makes-sad-face" routine down pat or what? amirite?
ReplyDeleteI desperately want to perform literally every conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe on Jessica Alba (as the bird was in 1999 when the bird was 18, not as the bird is now obviously).
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