Sunday, June 26, 2011

Sunday Smackdown

Everyone's favorite One eyed Swedish vengeance machine walked away with a easy victory over the cigar chomping, balloon popping Mr. Krug. Now on to this weeks bit of business.

This weeks match up features two maniacs of the road. One is somebody you don't give a ride and the other, don't accept a ride in his car, no matter what!

On this end of the road we have one Mister John "I want you to stop me" Ryder. Ryder is a man who appears to have no past. He likes killing, is very good at it in fact. All he wants is for someone to stop him. Is he real? Is he the devil? We'll never know. But one thing is for certain, he's one crazy bastard.

Facing him for this game of horror chicken is Stuntman Mike. Mike has a thing for the ladies and their feet. He likes killing them. Mike also has one snazzy car that's all tricked out to death proof. Mike is a cold dude with a styling jacket and a scar. Who knows how many he's killed and for how long?

Let the road raging begin!



J. Astro said...

I'm casting my vote for Stuntman Mike, although he's kind of a little bitch when confronted with actual danger and I'm pretty sure Ryder would cold-bloodedly hand him his own ass. But loyalty prevails, and I stick by my man Mike.

Professor Brian O'Blivion said...

Interesting, I saw Ryder totally taking it. But, it looks like it might go in Stuntman Mike's favor. I'm looking forward to how this plays out.

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