Sunday, February 5, 2012

Sunday Smackdown

This week's battle involves two deformed backwoods maniacs.


Jason Voorhees, The Crystal Lake killer. That deformed mama's boy with an machete to grid over fornicating teens. This Jason is just starting out in his career of evil. He's a bit rough around the edges and hasn't picked up his trademark hockey mask yet.

Long ago, Victor Crowley was a deformed boy who's father kept him hidden from the world. One Halloween, a group of kids tried scare Victor by throwing fireworks into his house, but the house was engulfed in flames. Victor's father tried to hack down the door with a hatchet to save his son, but because Victor was pressed up against the other side of the door trying to get out, but instead he hit him in the face with the hatchet, killing him. His father died of a broken heart years later. Legend states that Victor roams the swamp as a vengeful spirit, killing anyone who enters.

Let the backwoods slaughter begin!

Last week's winner

Ben Richards beat Jack Conrad, because that boy is one mean motherfucker. 

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