Sunday, July 3, 2011

Sunday Smackdown


Well The last match up was one of the closer ones, but in the end lady killer Stuntman Mike triumphed over hitcher John  Ryder.

This week for the holiday a little action. No serial killer psychos this week.  No, this time it's a little more in the spirit of the 4th. A bit of good old American action film fireworks. A battle between two Special Forces badasses!

John Rambo Ex-Green Beret. POW and Medal of Honor winner. Rambo along with his uncanny survival instincts can fly helicopters, bring small towns to their knees and kick the crap out of almost any country he goes to.

John Matrix is a retired Special Forces operative and Colonel. When he's not caring for his daughter Jenny (Alyssa Milano!) he likes to destroy third world dictators, rip the passenger seat out of cars, drive cars down the sides of mountains and fight former team members who double as Freddie Mercury impersonators. 
 
The bullets are infinite. The explosions frequent. And the language coarse. In the end only one will walk away as some sweet '80's music plays.

 Vs.

2 comments:

J. Astro said...

Rambo > all.

Sling Khidorah said...

Rambo is one hell of a guy, but as a film, Commando is so ridiculously awesome that I'm forced to side with Matrix.

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