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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Sunday Smackdown
From My Lucky Stars. Jackie Chan fights Dick Wei, Sammo Hung fights Lau Kar Wing, Yuen Biao fights Lam Ching Ying and also Sibelle Hu fights Michiko Nishiwaki.
Review: ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS
From my old blog...
Why it's...
ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS
The film starts with this message.
"The film you are about to see is based upon documented fact. The atrocities shown were conducted as 'medical experiments' in special concentration camps throughout Hitler's Third Reich. Although these crimes against humanity are historically accurate, the characters depicted are composites of notorious Nazi personalities; and the events portrayed, have been condensed into one localty for dramatic purposes. Because of its shocking subject matter, this film is restricted to adult audiences only. We dedicate this film with the hope that these heinous crimes will never occur again".
HERMAN TRAEGER, Producer
Dyanne Thorne stars as Ilsa the warden of a Nazi concentration camp. Ilsa’s whole thing seems to be doing very horrible experiments on the prisoners and having lots of sex…lots of sex.
Seems Ilsa’s scientific doings are to prove that women have a higher tolerance for pain then men. As this is going on She also has a fling with a new male prisoner. Wolfe (Gregory Knoph) an American POW who’s really good in the sack.
One of my favorite things about this film, besides the rampant craziness is the fact that it was filmed secretly on the sets of Hogan’s Heroes after hours.
Perhaps the craziest form of torture Ilsa inflicts on her female prisoners is…is shaving their privates. Not too oblivious with the fetishism.
This movie can still be quite shocking now as it was then. But all in all at its core it’s a B-movie. If you can get past the gore and subject matter, you’ll have a good time.
Why it's...
ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS
The film starts with this message.
"The film you are about to see is based upon documented fact. The atrocities shown were conducted as 'medical experiments' in special concentration camps throughout Hitler's Third Reich. Although these crimes against humanity are historically accurate, the characters depicted are composites of notorious Nazi personalities; and the events portrayed, have been condensed into one localty for dramatic purposes. Because of its shocking subject matter, this film is restricted to adult audiences only. We dedicate this film with the hope that these heinous crimes will never occur again".
HERMAN TRAEGER, Producer
Dyanne Thorne stars as Ilsa the warden of a Nazi concentration camp. Ilsa’s whole thing seems to be doing very horrible experiments on the prisoners and having lots of sex…lots of sex.
Seems Ilsa’s scientific doings are to prove that women have a higher tolerance for pain then men. As this is going on She also has a fling with a new male prisoner. Wolfe (Gregory Knoph) an American POW who’s really good in the sack.
One of my favorite things about this film, besides the rampant craziness is the fact that it was filmed secretly on the sets of Hogan’s Heroes after hours.
Perhaps the craziest form of torture Ilsa inflicts on her female prisoners is…is shaving their privates. Not too oblivious with the fetishism.
This movie can still be quite shocking now as it was then. But all in all at its core it’s a B-movie. If you can get past the gore and subject matter, you’ll have a good time.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Missing in action on DVD: The Return of Godzilla (Godzilla 1985)
The Return of Godzilla (Godzilla 1985)
A direct sequel to the original Godzilla.
Were are you Godzilla? We need you on DVD. Every one of the big guy's films are available on DVD here save this one. According to some research online Anchor Bay has the rights to this film in the U.S. For what ever reason they have no plans on releasing it. Only available on region 2 and 3 DVDS.
This may be my favorite of the Godzilla films. I so wanted to see it in 85 on it's brief theatrical run but it came and went quick. Not till it premiered on channel 45 did I get to see it. Then I rented the VHS a whole hell of a lot.
I'd love to see Tri-Star get the rights to this baby. With both versions of the film
The Raymond Burr U.S. cut and the longer and superior Japanese cut of the film.
I'd be there with a Dr. Pepper in hand.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Missing in action on DVD: Curtains (1982)
There's a film I'd love to see on DVD in the U.S.
Curtains (1982)
From Wikipedia
"Six actresses go off to the snow-bound mansion of a serious director to audition for a potentially important role in an upcoming film. However it becomes apparent that someone is willing to kill for the part when someone wearing a 'hag mask' begins offing the actresses. Who is the mysterious killer and who will be left standing when the final curtain falls?"
A little slasher gem that when I saw the trailer for it on tv as a kid scared the crap out of me. Years later thanks to VHS I was able to see it. A cool little slasher film. The killer's creepy wearing a old hag mask. Nice kill scenes, one that's very effective involving a frozen lake and ice skating. There's a interesting setting...a snow bound mansion. Plus there's the always reliable John Vernon as the director.
So Blue Underground,Code Red,Synapse,Anchor Bay or Shriek Show. where's a special edition DVD? I'd be there with money in hand the day it came out. Hell doesn't even have to be a special edition just the film and it's trailer and I'd be there. So I'm asking nice. Please. Pretty Please.
Curtains (1982)
From Wikipedia
"Six actresses go off to the snow-bound mansion of a serious director to audition for a potentially important role in an upcoming film. However it becomes apparent that someone is willing to kill for the part when someone wearing a 'hag mask' begins offing the actresses. Who is the mysterious killer and who will be left standing when the final curtain falls?"
A little slasher gem that when I saw the trailer for it on tv as a kid scared the crap out of me. Years later thanks to VHS I was able to see it. A cool little slasher film. The killer's creepy wearing a old hag mask. Nice kill scenes, one that's very effective involving a frozen lake and ice skating. There's a interesting setting...a snow bound mansion. Plus there's the always reliable John Vernon as the director.
So Blue Underground,Code Red,Synapse,Anchor Bay or Shriek Show. where's a special edition DVD? I'd be there with money in hand the day it came out. Hell doesn't even have to be a special edition just the film and it's trailer and I'd be there. So I'm asking nice. Please. Pretty Please.
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